"Hot startup is looking for angel members with the following qualities.
You can talk Java/C++/Python 15.99 hrs a day and your colleagues consider you a stud hacker. You can dig undaunted into the most formidable code with nerves of steel and hack another digg over the weekend."
Sounds more like a recquirement for a porn movie.
"Wanted some one for Chief Technology Officer . Must be a technologist at heart and stud in contributing to technology."
Clearly shows the 'fresh out of college' mindsets of the founders. So are you that Fundu, Stud Programmer ??